Careful What You Say! :)
Posted June 15, 2007on:
Here’s a short one that I couldn’t resist not posting…
LOCATION: In my room at work
CHARACTERS: Dahlia (friend), Mimi (cousin)
MIMI: I stopped breastfeeding. Im a bad mom.
LINNOR: Oh? But why?
MIMI: (Proceeds to explain how she breastfed for a while and why she stopped…) Yaddi yaddi yadda…
DAHLIA: As long as the baby was able to get the first production of milk… He’ll be fine…
LINNOR: Yes, that’s the important thing.
DAHLIA: What do you call that first milk? (Pauses, thinks, and then mumbles something). Isn’t that the scr*t*m?
LINNOR: What the heck? Colostrum you mean!
I forewarned my good friend D about the blogworthiness of that slip-up…:D She was game to be blogged. Hence this. That’s the best part about friends like her, she revels in the humor of it all. Love you Dahls! You made my day!
Was there ever a time you got your words mixed-up? Tell us about it! 😀