There are only two things
Posted October 28, 2008on:
Sitting up in bed while busily ‘facebooking’ and munching my Cheezy corn crunch junk food, I “accidentally” let out a
“Ew! Ma, that’s disgusting! Burp is disgusting!”, exclaimed my 4.5 year old son.
My husband, who was sitting shirtless by the desk and fiddling with the remote control of the a/c while wondering why the freon suddenly ran out on this warm night, guffawed.
“Hey…did you teach this little imp that?”, I asked my hubs as I tried to stifle my own laughter. “Of course not!”, he quickly retorted.
“Fine”, I said. Now turning to youngest son, “Ok, and what do you mean by disgusting???”
“Burp and “ut*t” (f*rt) are disgusting”, he remarked looking proud of himself.
“Oh… and what about “u-*” (sh*t)? Is that disgusting?”, I asked, trying to pick his brain.
“No… Ma, there are only 2 things that are disgusting and that is not”, he stressed.
That’s just on day one of their semestral break. I wonder what other things he’ll “learn” next.